"Einsane"

Running through my morning motion of printing jobs for the day, I noticed a white & blackish cylinder-esque form atop of a book. Some call it feces, dung, defecates, poop, waste, excrement, turds, kiddies, two-zies, colon cannonballs, butt dribbles or even lawn sausage. Nonetheless, a gecko dropped....well, droppings on one of my books. This wasn't the first time it did it's thing atop this book, as a matter of fact, just about every other day I find crap in the same spot.

I have to admit that I could possibly be insane, but the sheer fact that I am aware of this possibility negates any possibility that I am indeed, truly insane. Every time I clean off the turdburglar's secret tracks, they always reappear a couple days later, yet I always expect them to appear somewhere else. For those unaware, Einstein's definition of insanity is repeating the same actions over & over, expecting a different reaction or outcome. I'll take Einstein's word over anything else, any day. Well, except hair advice, yet I could possibly be quite the attraction when I walk around in public. I might even be featured in "People of Walmart" one day. I could only hope to strive for so much.

Back on track, so to speak, why does this little car insurance salesperson, always drop his kids off at the same pool every time? I quested and ventured upon a path of knowledge into the inner workings of a gecko. The information took many years to acquire and build a case upon, so to publish it as an authority for the world to see. Luckily, all I had to do was hit (CTRL-T) and do a Google search. Tabs are just awesome by the way. I don't know what I'd do without them. I do actually, I would just open another window.

Apparently, accordingly to slogecko.com, Leopard geckos like to use a "defacatorium, meaning they poop in the same spot, often in one corner of the cage." My paraphrasing techniques understand this as, "geckos poop in the same spot because they like to claim the property as their own and do not ever wish to use someone else's restroom, due to thoughts of uncleanliness and unknown cleaning patterns of said host."

This, or geckos are just Einstein insane, hereby known as "Einsane". They poop in the same spot, expecting that the poop will convert into a rocket ship and transport them to their home planet of Geicopolis. Everyone on Geicopolis speaks with a Kiwi accent. I said Kiwi, because the New Zealand All Blacks just simply rock, like AC/DC, referencing the well-known Aussie character, Crocodile Dundee, would just be mediocre, or Hall & Oates.