Saturday, July 17, 2010

Human "neigh"-ture


On my way home from work today, I realized that I have a ton of junk on my to-do list. Knowing this, I also succumb to the fact that I have no motivation to get started or stay focused if I do start something. I always say to myself, "alright, after I close out the books for the day, I'll do ___, then start on ____ afterwards." I find myself easily distracted by family, video games, checking my daily net locations and picking up the acoustic for a few jamming chords and make up slop that I totally rock out to. I have a theory why I procrastinate & lose focus so freaking much.

"Elmer, why is the grass so much greener on the other side of the fence?" said BB.

"Well BB, the gwass is gweener because you can't have it," Elmer replied.

"But I can just go over there and play instead of in our yard, right?" BB probed.

"Dangit BB, we got too much stuff to do in our own yawd. We gotta cut the gwass, wake the weaves, pwepawe fiwewood fow tonight & catch wabbits." Elmer paused in disbelief...

BB glared at Elmer and slowly stretched one leg over the fence. Elmer slowly reached for his rifle and pulled his hat out of his side pant pocket. Elmer placed the hat upon his bald, gleaming head and began to immediately stutter.

"Aaaa-budee-a-budii-ah-buhdiii-dat's all folks!"

Oops, wrong toon, see what I mean about losing focus. I'll get back to the story.......some......other....time.....

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